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Wednesday, October 16, 2013

Artist Spotlight: Woody Welch



Portrait of the artist at his horniest.

If you frequent various Facebook groups devoted to classic sci-fi, you may have seen the work of Woody Welch, who sketches and paints iconic genre characters with amazing (sometimes startling) near-photorealistic precision (I should also mention that he does some really, um, enticing nudes). He’s also a really nice guy, nice enough to both grant me permission to showcase his work here and to answer a few boring, run-of-the-mill questions that he’s probably answered a million time before.


CB: Take us back to the beginning...Have you been an artist since you were first able to hold a pencil, or did your considerable talents develop later?

WW: I was born in New York City and my mother was a pin-up for about 19 years for artist Rolf Armstrong. Sometimes I would hang around the studio he had when I was four and five years old. They'd give me paper and pencils to play with and even at that young age I was able to see what he would do with charcoal, pastels and so forth...that's how I began to learn to draw. Armstrong had done this great portrait of the Frankenstein Monster in 1935...he still had it and I was fascinated by the art and the photos that were taken at the time...when I asked who the "square-headed" guy was they told me and that was the birth of THIS monster kid. I got the first issue of Famous Monsters the following year and there was no looking back after that.




CB:  I seem to recall some amount of Hollywood fame within your immediate family...?

WW: No...but Rolf Armstrong's cousin was the actor Robert Armstrong, (KING KONG, MIGHTY JOE YOUNG) and that's how I learned about those particular types of special effects....stop motion, matte paintings, etc. I think i was eight when i first met "Uncle Bob". [I actually meant your mother, WW. In my universe, pin-up models ABSOLUTELY count as celebrities! - CB]


CB: What were some of your early subjects?  If you say you have been doing nudes since you were a little kid, I'm going to have a new level of respect for you.


WW: (laughs) I drew mostly dinosaurs because I was obsessed with them....and movie monsters, because I loved them and i could get great reference pictures from the pages of FAMOUS MONSTERS and CASTLE of FRANKENSTEIN and all the rest. The nudes started in middle school....I got caught and had to get a note from my mother..she wanted to see what I had done. When she saw the work she said that if I wanted to do this, that i should not do it in school where i should be learning, but at home. The next day she brought home several "men's" magazines...Playboy, Swank, etc. "If you want to draw nude girls, here are some that you can use for modeling." she said. I became "charlie potatoes" by the time I got to high school. Kids would ask me to draw nudes of Nancy Sinatra and so forth, and I would charge them five bucks a piece. I would hide the money I made in the hollow legs of my Aurora Monster kits because my mom would never think to disassemble something that I had made. I built up quite a bank account in those monster kits!!!



CB: Describe a typical day in the life of Woody Welch. How many commissions would you be juggling at one time?

WW: Well, thanks to the internet, I have reached lots and lots of people, and they have commissioned several things, for example...I am doing covers and science fiction pin ups for magazines in England and I just finished doing a DVD cover for someone, but that's a secret for now...and every once in a while i do storyboards or work on advertising campaigns for films. Mostly though, I do art for me and sling it around to various groups on Facebook, now that I am semi-retired. I have a big one bedroom apartment in a 1930 art deco building in the Hancock Park area of Los Angeles and it has an enclosed balcony which is my workshop. Mostly, I go for walks to my favorite Hollywood restaurants, and engorge myself. 


CB: I'm sure you're proud of your impressive body of work in general, but what specific works are you most proud of? What do you hope will live on after you?

WW: I don't think I've done that piece of art yet...I had a blast working on HALLOWEEN: RESURRECTION, so that goofy thing will live long after I drop dead, and I built, along with my buddy, Jeff Copeland, the giant spider that is attached to the upper face of HOLLYWOOD TOYS, and that damn thing has withstood earthquakes, windstorms and pigeon poop so I know that the fiberglass arachnid will be there long after I have left to join the choir invisible.

Woody's spider, perched comfortably at 6600 Hollywood Blvd, Los Angeles.

CB: When did you discover the OUTER LIMITS? Did it immediately occur to you to capture its various aliens and monsters on paper? Have you drawn or painted all of them?



WW: I "discovered" the OUTER LIMITS like most kids my age, (I was eleven) during the waning days of the summer of '63 I believe. All those tv commercials made it look like a show right up my street...and it was. I sculpted several creatures from the show out of modeling clay...the only one I drew was the Thetan from THE ARCHITECTS OF FEAR...drew that in the back of math class...old habits die hard. My favorite are the Zantis because i am a big stop motion nut. Recently i did a drawing in Prismacolors with acrylic washes from a little black and white reference photo I found on the internet. It turned out okay.

Just "okay"??? This is amazing! *

I also did a great deal of character studies of actors and other "things' from the TWILIGHT ZONE over the summer. My favorite of those, would have to be the "reverse angle" of the plane flying over the brontosaurus from ODYSSEY OF FLIGHT 33, simply because it is something that you didn't see in the show. I don't want to paint or draw from photos ALL the time, because you tend to get dependent on them and the creative parts of your brain become softer and squishy.



CB: Do you have a favorite OUTER LIMITS character or TWILIGHT ZONE character? If so, what about them speaks to you?

WW: For the OUTER LIMITS it would have to be ALL of the soldiers in NIGHTMARE because each one of them is a part of us...the mama's boy, the poet, the leader(a father figure),  the minority, the strict by-the-book fellow...etc. For the TWILIGHT ZONE, all of the characters in THE MASKS for pretty much the same reason....not just the horrible family, but the good too.... doctor, the butler, and the old millionaire as well.


CB: What's on the horizon for you?

WW: (laughs) I don't know....and that is what makes life worth living. I have friends in Europe and I fly back and forth to see them. I have plans to eat my way through all the finest restaurants in Budapest.....AGAIN!!!!




What a great guy! I can't thank Mr. Welch enough for sharing with work (and his words) with me. Next time I find myself in Los Angeles... well, the drinks are on me.
   


* Just okay? I happen to LOVE Woody's Zanti. In fact, I've been using it as wallpaper on my phone for the past month or so....




13 comments:

  1. Great Questions for a really terrific artist! I love his nudes, his monsters and his nude monsters too!!! :D

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  2. What a commical piece! Woody has never been able to support himself. The only commissions Woody had that are of any value are from the lawyers office who cuts him the checks from his mother's trust. His semi retirement is due entirely from his mother who set up a account to take care of him because she knew he could never take care of himself. He has never sold enough art to pay his own rent. He is and always has been entirely supported by his momma!! He wouldn't know how to pay a bill even if he couldl!! The irony of the situation is that Woody was jealous of and lothed his famous mother Jewel Flowers Evans and upon her death sold every piece of her famous artwork, costumes, originals etc. in order to pump up his trust. And flying back and forth to England...yea a wonna be famous artist! The only famous one in his family is his mother!!

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    1. You're not only a troll, but you can't even spell the word "comical." I'm pretty sure it's not a crime to inherit money, and check this--- Woody is one of the most generous people I've ever met. I'm not sure what you hope to gain by disparaging him, but please fuck off.

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    2. No you are correct, it is not a crime to inherit money. It is a crime to be so jealous and loathing of your mother that try and compete against her. It is a crime to sell everything she ever worked for to make a buck because you can't make one on your own!!!

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  3. I have more than 4 woody originals. And I can't believe that anyone would malign him or Ms Jewel as they have above. And somebody doesn't know their history entirely to make the accusations they have. I am hurt and angry that someone can make such slurs and not own up to them ALLS

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  4. All true. He's a trustfunded scumbag and his art is really awful. Check out his Facebook page where he constantly puts up leering pics of a greasy whore who "models" for him. Pathetic sack if shit.

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    1. Please tell us how your colon smells, since your head is clearly shoved deeply up your own ass. If you want to be taken seriously, don't post this kind of moronic shit anonymously.

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    2. Go fuck yourself. So someone told the truth about your man crush tub of lard, Woody. Maybe you two can go sniff La Deuce's shit after she takes a dump. He's a useless, no talent fuck and so are you. Your blog sucks.

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  5. Mr. Welch may have some talent as evidenced by the first few pictures here. They seem to be legitimate illustrations. All the pictures of characters from The Outer Limits and the scene from The Twilight Zone however are nothing more than photographs which have had various filters applied to them in photoshop. Almost all of the pics he has on his facebook (listed as illustrations he created by hand) are fakes as well.

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    1. Yeah, it's easy to throw stones behind an Anonymous moniker. Woody is a friend of this blog (and a personal friend of mine), and I can comfortably state that his workflow doesn't involve Photoshopping existing photos. So fuck off.

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  6. Almost startling near photo realism percision? You must be kidding me. My boyfriend is a photo realism artist and that is real photo realism. The paining that Woody did of Denise Matthews sucks so bad. She was never muscular as he painted her and the face is completely nothing like Denise's face. Then he had the nerve to comment that she's had plastic surgery. Denise has been beautiful since she was a child. She didn't need plastic surgery. This guy comes off as a cocky goofball.

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