“Behold Eck!”
Season 2, Episode 3 (35 overall)
Originally aired 10/03/1964
They
say that the eyes are the window to the soul, and that everything you need to
know about a person can be derived from a prolonged study of their oculars.
Fifty years ago tonight, The Outer Limits
introduced us to a creature with four eyes; unfortunately, its plethora of
peepers betrayed nothing of its shallow, flat essence. Yeah, I know, that
wasn’t ecksactly poetic or even clever, but I refuse to blow my A material on
D-grade crap.
Dr.
James Stone, optical geometry eckspert and glorified optometrist, arrives at work
and finds that his lab has been ransacked (the police inform him that several
local optometry labs have been similarly defiled). Stone has created
Prescription 109, a special type of eyeglasses for nearsightedness whose lenses
are ground from meteoric quartz. When he puts them on, he is startled to see a
two-dimensional, four-armed creature before him, rooting through his files. When
the creature realizes that Stone can see him, it rushes him and knocks the
glasses from his face, then vanishes by turning sideways and passing through
the nearest wall.
Stone
goes to visit his brother, Bernard, to discuss the mysterious creature; Bernard
angrily dismisses him and throws him out of his office because, well, he's a dick. Meanwhile, the creature
tracks down three of Stone’s patients, all of whom wear Prescription 109, and
destroys their eyeglasses (one is injured, and another drops dead of a heart
attack). The mounting evidence convinces Bernard that Stone’s tale is actually
true, and suspects that his brother may be harboring the monster.
The
creature returns to Stone’s lab, where Stone and his assistant (the lovely Miss
Dunn) don the remaining two pairs of Prescription 109 glasses and establish
communication with it. He is Eck, a denizen of a neighboring two-dimensional
world who wound up on Earth by stumbling through a dimensional rift that hangs
in the sky “above the public square" or some bullshit. He cautions that the rift will open wider
and quite possibly destroy the world should something fly into it (both Eck and
Stone mention “a bird or a plane” as the likely candidates, at which point all
self-respeckting viewers should shout “Superman!” at the TV). Eck wants to seal
the rift, but he can’t find his way back to it because of his limited vision. A
subsequent run-in with Stone’s TV set charges him with elecktricity and renders
him visible to the naked eye.
Stone
constructs a makeshift lens to correct Eck’s vision; however, Bernard
arrives with the police before he can utilize it. They attempt to ecksterminate
Eck with a flamethrower, torching Stone’s lab in the process. Eck reappears
after the authorities are gone, having sidestepped their attempts to kill him.
He tries to leave, but finds that the three-dimensional lens cannot pass
through the wall with him. Stone and Miss Dunn take the lens and agree to meet
him in the town square, where he’ll close the dimensional hole and save the
day.
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RANDOMONIUM
“Behold
Eck!” is season two’s attempt to replicate the awe and wonder of season one’s
“The Galaxy Being,” which introduced us to a glowing and friendly (but unintentionally
destructive) alien who befriends a helpful scientist but arouses the ire of the
authorities. I suppose the two could serve as bookends of a sort… if “Behold
Eck!” wasn’t so tremendously inferior in every possible respeckt, that is. But then again, maybe this disparity is fitting, given season two's stunted stature and diminished aspirations.
“Behold
Eck!” is direckted by Byron Haskin,
who helmed series classics like “The Architeckts of Fear” and “A Feasibility Study” (not to mention the upcoming “Demon with a Glass Hand”), and it’s a
goddamned bummer that a man of his talents got stuck with this assignment
(however, this injustice pales in comparison to the great Gerd Oswald being
saddled with next week’s “Eckspanding Human”). Haskin doesn’t necessarily embarrass
himself, but there’s little here that rises anywhere near the lofty heights of
his other Outer Limits work. The same
can be said of DOP Kenneth Peach,
who isn’t given any opportunities for photographic innovation by the mundane script. There are a couple of nice visual touches, including a great
shot of Eck reflected in Stone’s Prescription 109 lenses (which graces the VHS
cover; see below) and the surreal bit in which Eck plucks out his own eyeball
and drops it into Stone’s outstretched hands, but they don’t add up to much
against 52 minutes of uninspired tedium.
The
cast tackles the proceedings with earnest seriousness (and don’t forget that a
lady straight up dies fer chrissakes); however, the dramatic tone is fatally undermined by
a number of factors. The Eck-shaped hole* left in a brick wall is a lame sight
gag used in countless Looney Tunes cartoons and, frankly, doesn’t really match
his shape anyway. Eck himself, a simple outline of an optical effect, is
impossible to accept as a serious threat, even before we learn that he’s more
or less benign (it doesn't help that he's never seen in the same shot as any of the human characters, making it difficult to accept him as physically existing in the same space). And the antagonistic interplay between the Stone brothers,
while entertaining, is played too broad and winds up extending into comedy (a
bit more subtlety here would’ve made a big difference).
The
episode’s biggest problem lies with its script, which was written by John Mantley (whose only other contribution
to sci-fi was to ecksecutive-produce the oft-maligned second season of Buck Rogers in the 25th Century
in 1981) from a story treatment by William
R. Cox (whose limited résumé includes no other genre work to speak of), who used Edwin
Abbott’s 1884 novel Flatland: A Romance
of Many Dimensions as a springboard. Sounds promising enough, particularly
if you've read Abbott’s book (which you can do here for free); sadly, the final
script is only intermittently clever and positively riddled with logic
problems. How does Eck know to search optometrists’ offices at all, or even
what an optometrist is to begin with (I have to assume that life in the
two-dimensional realm doesn’t include optometry, since there’s no depth to
perceive)? Despite being immensely disoriented and nearly blind, Eck is somehow
able to perceive Stone’s notepad, deduce that the writing thereon constitutes
residential addresses, and that those addresses correspond to the wearers of Prescription 109 eyeglasses (some extremely baseless assumptions that
somehow turn out to be 100% correct). He then takes the notepad page (which
isn’t seen again; I guess he has two-dimensional pockets on his two-dimensional
person) and proceeds to visit those addresses, without a map and despite being
handicapped by a complete lack of ability to navigate in a three-dimensional
environment. There’s lazy writing, and then there’s straight up asininity.
If
Eck is a two-dimensional being, then why is his eyeball a three-dimensional
object when it’s removed? And if he has the ability to create his own eyes, why
the hell can’t he give himself better vision? And why is it necessary for him
to travel through the wall to leave Stone’s lab at the end of act four? He can
obviously fly (since he biseckted that building about halfway up), so why can’t
he take Stone’s magic monocle and just go out the window? Speaking of which,
how is he able to fly in the first place? He hails from a two-dimensional
world, the physical laws of which would make flight impossible… so how does his
stumbling into our 3D realm suddenly give him that talent?
I’m
not clear why fire presents a problem for Eck; it seems more likely that it would
strengthen a being made of energy (but hey, what do I know?). I’m much more confounded
by the fact that the authorities take the eckstreme step of incinerating Stone’s
lab (to the point where support beams are hanging precariously from the
ceiling) and then simply leave the premises. Do they search the charred
wreckage, to perhaps verify that they’ve successfully vanquished the fearful
monster? No. Do they cordon off the area to prevent curious onlooker types from
wandering into the site and sustaining injuries? Nope. Do they at least
apologize to Dr. Stone for torching him out of a job? What do you think?
No.
The disappointing, aggravating answer is no. “Behold Eck!” doesn’t want you to
consider these things; it would prefer that you simply turn your brain off,
kick back and enjoy the silly ride… you know, the ecksact opposite of season one,
which required--- at times demanded--- that you consider its concepts and
themes. It’s crushing how far the show has fallen since then, and we’re only
three weeks into the new season.
One
more thing: before his elecktrification thanks to Stone’s TV set, Eck is
invisible and silent…. however, Prescription 109 allows Stone to not only see
Eck, but it somehow lets him hear the elecktrical crackling sound emanating
from the creature too. Maybe Prescription 109 is so special and revolutionary that its
awesomeness actually bleeds over and enhances the other senses, I dunno. No,
actually, I do know: it’s just one more bullshit element playing out before our weary eyes.
I actually can’t blame the script for this one, since I’m pretty sure it was an
editorial choice in post-production. It’s dumb with a capital D, which is the
grade I’d likely give this episode if I were inclined to assign ratings (which
I’m not).
Wah Chang's original design sketches of Eck are way cooler (and certainly more menacing) than the final animated character seen in the episode. Have a look:
Outer Limits guru and all-around cool cat David J. Schow has both of 'em in his possession, and he's graciously provided me (and, by eckstension, you) with proof:
When I was a kid, I was a huge Fantastic Four
fan, and I was almost delirious with eckcitement when I learned that a new
animated TV series was in the works (this was 1978, so I was
almost nine years old). Imagine my shock and horror to learn that Johnny “The
Human Torch” Storm was replaced by a goofy robot named H.E.R.B.I.E., a incomprehensibly
boneheaded choice which I still resent to this day. Why am I talking about this
here? Because I recently had a very soap opera-y dream in which Eck joined the Fantastic Four,
and ultimately turned out to be the missing Human Torch, brainwashed and reduced to
two-dimensions by the nefarious Doctor Doom. Ridiculous? Yes. Sillier than that
goddamned robot? Certainly not. Stupider than "Behold Eck!"? Debatable.
Behold The Fanteckstic Four! Oh, the humanity.
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DEJA VIEW
There’s a marvelous moment in act two when Miss Dunn suggests that perhaps Eck may ultimately return to Stone’s lab… at which point there’s a knock at the door. I was reminded of a similar bit in season one’s “Corpus Earthling”… which immediately depressed me as I reflected upon those glorious early days. Eck’s speaking voice is eerily similar to that of the Box Demon from season one’s “Don’t Open Till Doomsday” (both creatures are voiced by Robert Johnson, who did frequent vocal work throughout both seasons of the show), and it’s not just the identity behind the voice that connects the two: the familiar audio processing applied to Eck’s dialogue makes him an aural dead ringer for that lumpy, stumpy Blob in a Box.
And
speaking of “The Galaxy Being”: a newly-elecktrified Eck crashes into a radio
tower at time stamp 35:40, allowing for a very brief insert shot of the KXKVI tower,
heaving and undulating (and then ecksploding) as Andy the Andromedan destroys it.
Blink at the wrong moment and you’ll miss it.
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AURAL PLEASURE
Harry Lubin’s music for “Behold Eck!” includes a
recurring shimmering elecktronic cue (“Magnetic Shield”) that will be called into service again--- to substantially greater effect--- in “Demon with a Glass
Hand” in two weeks. Other Lubin library cues heard this week include "Hallucination," which is heard repeatedly throughout the episode, and.... and.... well, I couldn't identify the others. I mean, I could have, but I'm in the middle of moving as I write this, so time is a bit precious right now. Maybe someday I'll come back and flesh this paragraph out a bit (not promising anything though).
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DRAMATIS PERSONAE
The
impressive career of Peter Lind Hayes
(Dr. James Stone) was almost ecksclusively comprised of down-to-earth roles
(meaning he didn’t do much sci-fi, fantasy, or horror stuff), but he did appear
in “Body in the Barn” on The Alfred
Hitchcock Hour the same year he did “Behold Eck!”; before that, he starred
in Dr. Seuss’s The 5000 Fingers of Dr. T
in 1953, which I guess kinda sorta falls under the fantasy umbrella.
The
other Doc Stone, Bernard, is played by Parley
Baer (my new favorite name). Baer’s other genre credits include the “Help
Wanted” episode of Alfred Hitchcock
Presents and two Fugitives (“Bloodline”
and “The Other Side of the Coin”; okay, I guess technically Fuge isn’t sci-fi, fantasy or horror,
but goddammit, there are far too many cast connecktions between it and The Outer Limits to ignore; plus it’s
probably my all-time favorite non-genre show, so…. you know what? I’m not gonna
apologize for it anymore). More recently, Baer appeared on The New Twilight Zone (“The Storyteller”) in 1986 and Star Trek: Voyager in 1996 (“Sacred
Ground,” which is incidentally his last acting credit).
Joan Freeman is mostly adorable as Miss Dunn, Doc Stone’s
assistant. Genre fans can also find her in “The Bat Cave Affair” on The Man from U.N.C.L.E., a series which
starred TOL alum David
McCallum (this particular episode also featured fellow TOL vets Martin Landau and Whit Bissell). Horror fans may
recognize her as Mrs. Jarvis in 1984’s Friday
the 13th: The Final Chapter (which, as horror fans can tell you, was most certainly not the final chapter).
Douglas Henderson (Detective Lieutenant Runyon) is on hand for
his third and final TOL appearance
(he was Dr. Paul Fredericks in “The Architects of Fear” and Dr. Tillyard in
“The Chameleon”). Henderson can also be seen in two episodes of The Invaders (“Quantity: Unknown” and
“The Captive”) and one Alfred Hitchcock
Hour (“Diagnosis: Danger”). He also played a Staff Sergeant in 1953’s big
screen adaptation of H.G. Wells’ The War
of the Worlds, which was helmed by this week's director Byron Haskin.
Marcel Hebert (Miss Willet) had a very short career in
Hollywood (1963-1966), but in that time she landed roles on high-profile series
like Dr. Kildare, The F.B.I. and yes, The Fugitive (“Not with a Whimper”; incidentally her last acting
credit).
Eck’s
first victim, the goateed George Wilkinson, is played by Sammy Reese in his second Outer
Limits role (he played Clyde Wyatt in season one’s “O.B.I.T.”). Reese has
another tangential series connection: he appeared twice on TV’s I Spy, which starred three-time TOL leading man Robert Culp (“Rome… Take
Away Three” and “Night Train to Madrid”). He also found time to appear in an
impressive four episodes of The Alfred
Hitchcock Hour (including Ray Bradbury's notorious “The
Jar”).
Taggart Casey has a brief appearance as Fire
Chief Rogers... trouble is, you never get a good look at him, so I really have no idea which of the six fire department personnel passing hurriedly and blurrily through the frame at time stamp 46:40 is actually him. I thought maybe the guy in the white hat looked a bit more officious, so maybe it's him...? Fuck, I dunno. Anyway, as the elusive Chief Rogers, Mr. Casey completes the second leg of a triathlon of cheesy sci-fi productions: he appeared in
the Roger Corman opus It Conquered the
World in 1953; in 1966, he’d wrap up his acting career altogether with The Navy vs. the Night Monsters. That’s
not to say his entire career was laughable: he did appear as “Shaving Man” in
Alfred Hitchcock’s North by Northwest
(1959), so at least he’s got a little Hitch in his résumé.
Paul Sorenson (Grayson) has a smattering of genre roles on
his résumé: he appeared on The Invaders
(“The Watchers”) and Kolchak: The Night
Stalker (“Horror in the Heights”), plus two Fugitives (“Tiger Left, Tiger Right” and “A Taste of Tomorrow”).
Sorenson also co-starred alongside an impressive pair of Klingon breasts in 1984’s Star Trek III: The Search for Spock as a disgraced human captain
colluding with the Klingons (spoiler alert: he’s only in one scene and he gets blown
up).
The unnamed TV Newscaster who reports
on Eck’s building-slicing shenanigans is played by Richard Gittings, whom you may remember from his role in season
one’s “The Hundred Days of the Dragon,” in which he played Briggs.
And
finally, inside the Eck suit (wait, what? There’s a fucking person in there?)
is Lou Elias, who apparently never
left the set after last week’s “Cold Hands, Warm Heart” wrapped (I’m kidding;
the episodes were actually shot almost a month apart). I recounted his major
genre credits last week and, while I’m certainly not above repeating myself,
it’s just too damned soon for a copy-and-paste job. Just re-read last week’s
post and… hey, stop hassling me about it, willya?
Lou Elias, elecktrified again.
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HOME VIDEO RELEASES
“Behold
Eck!” hit VHS in mid-1990, which was shortly after I had stopped collecting
them (I amassed exactly half of the run; 24 out of 48 individual volumes). While there's no comma present in the title as seen in the episode, MGM apparently felt it was necessary to add one (similar to their addition of the word "The" to last season's "Production and Decay of Strange Particles"). While the box features Peter Lind Hayes' name on the front, that's actually not Hayes pictured....it's Parley Baer (Hayes isn't pictured on the back of the box either, so MGM probably owes his estate an apology or something). The cover image is actually an artful combination of three different shots from the episode, all from the end of act two:
When
"Behold Eck!" was made available via the Columbia House mail-order club, it was paired
with next week’s “Eckspanding Human,” creating a strong candidate for the least
desirable tape in the entire collecktion.
“Behold
Eck!” never saw a LaserDisc release, but it’s been done to death on DVD, along
with the rest of the series. MGM has foisted its failure-prone double-sided
discs on a trusting public a total of three times (two volumes in 2001-2002,
three volumes in 2007 and, finally, one big volume in 2008) and, if you bought
all three eckspecting some sort of improvement along the way, you should be
filled with righteous anger. I ended up having to buy the third 2007 volume to
replace a faulty disc in my 2002 season two set, and as fate would have it, it
was “Behold Eck!” that wouldn’t play all the way through. Many have ecksperienced
similar problems with these releases, but do you think MGM has ecknowledged the problem, much less apologized for it and offered a replacement program? Anyone?
No.
The disappointing, aggravating answer is no. So I say fuck ‘em. If you don’t
already own the DVDs, do NOT buy them. You can watch all 49 episodes, at DVD
resolution, absolutely free thanks to Hulu. You’ll have to contend with a few
commercials, but that’s a relatively small price to pay (I’m streaming the
episode as I’m typing this, and I just heard an ad for online eyeglasses
retailer Warby Parker, which makes me suspeckt that the commercials are artificial-intelligently tailored to
the main content).
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MERCHANDISE SPOTLIGHT
Like
most Outer Limits aliens, monsters
and robots, that scoundrel Eck is available in a 1/8-scale resin model kit, sculpted
by Tony Del Grosso and Danny Soracco (really, it took two
people?), from Dimensional Designs (DD/OL/EK-33). It certainly lacks the
intricate detailing and dynamism of many of DD’s kits, but that can be
attributed to the simple character design. It’s a more or less perfect
rendering of the little guy, right down to his four eyes, but I can’t help but
wonder why they didn’t go with his more elaborate “elecktrified” appearance from
the episode’s second half.
My pal Bill Huelbig has something of a soft spot for Eck (perhaps because he
too suffers from some ophthalmological issues? I dunno) and, as I first pondered
creating this blog in late 2011, I decided that the Eck model would be the
perfeckt Ecksmas gift for him. My wife Teresa was kind enough to assemble and
paint it for me (since, as I’ve mentioned repeatedly in these pages, I’m a
stone cold klutz when it comes to such tasks). See here and here for more. Readers with photographeck memories (or browsers that refuse to refresh) may recall that the masthead of this very blog included a shot of me and Bill's Eck model up until around December of last year, when I changed it to the more familiar shot of me and my good friend Martin ScorZanti.
Outer Limits model-builder eckstraordinaire Mr. Enamel took a slightly
different approach with his. I find his choice of blue quite lovely.
Not to be outdone, Chinxy takes his Eck in yet another colorful direcktion:
If you’d like your very own Eck, it’ll set you back $49.95 plus shipping.
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THE WRAP-UP
It
brings me no joy to bash an episode that my friend Bill holds dear, but dammit,
I just can’t give “Behold Eck!” a pass. It’s poorly developed, its tone is
confusing (is it a comedy, or perhaps a horrific cautionary tale about the
hidden horrors of mixing dimensional planes? I can’t tell), and its characters
are impossible to like, much less root for. Eck himself is admittedly charming
in a cartoon sense, but this isn’t a cartoon: it’s The Outer Limits, so I eckspect something more substantive.
This just leaves me wanting and hungry… and I find myself casting a hopeful eye
(or four) toward next week’s offering. Will my mind and soul find sustenance?
Tune in seven days hence--- same Eck time, same Eck channel.
*Or “Eckhole” for short, which I’m
totally going to start using instead of… well, you know.
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